It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass
But it feels okay
Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed

It's funny how a turkey gets stuffed, stuffed, stuffed
And then ya roast the bitch and then ya eat it up
But you wouldn't stuff your dog, oh, no, you'd let it sleep
By a cozy fire log, oh, yeah, ya let it dream about eating turkey bones
oh, no, fuckin' turkeys, in this world they're all alone
They're all alone, they're all alone

Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

It's funny how a man can just fuck, fuck, fuck
But if a woman gets fucked, you wind up calling her a slut? (What?)

It's a shame, it's a crying shame
oh, no, it's a crying shame

Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo

You gotta laugh, 'cause it hurts too much to cry (ah-ha-ha!)
You gotta laugh, 'cause it hurts too much (hurts too much)
Way too much (way too much)
To cry

It's funny how a man feels ashamed
When a woman puts her finger in his ass
(But it feels so great) (ah-ha-ha-ha!)
Oh, you shouldn't feel ashamed if the feeling is great
If the feeling is great, you shouldn't feel ashamed

You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed

Roo-coo-coo-coo (roo-coo-coo-coo)
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo (coo-coo)
Roo-coo-coo-coo (roo-coo-coo-coo)
Roo-coo-coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo

You shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed
You really shouldn't feel ashamed, nah nah, you shouldn't feel ashamed