E              Am           E
Rosie, please stop being a bitch
                Am
My friend is so sad
E            Am               E
He wants to die, he wants to cry
         Am
He is so mad
E            Am                   E
He tends to drone when he's home alone
            Am
He wants to die
E        Am                      E
He's so depressed, slightly obsessed
           Am
He's gonna die


[Chorus]
B         A                 B
Oh Rosie, please (Oh Rosie, please)
            A                  B
Get on your knees (Get on your knees)
               A                   E
My friend's so sad (My friend's so sad)


[Verse 2]
              Am           E
Rosie, please stop being a bitch
                Am
My friend is so sad
                            E
He's gonna die, he's gonna cry
         Am
He is so mad

[Interlude]

D C# D C# (x2)
C

[Verse 3]
E             Am                 E
Rosie, please stop, he's had his fill
           Am  E
He's gonna cry
             Am                 E
He's so depressed, slightly obsessed
           Am
He's gonna die


[Chorus]
E         A                 B
Oh Rosie, please (Oh Rosie, please)
            A                  B
Get on your knees (Get on your knees)
               A                   E
My friend's so sad (My friend's so sad)