E             G               A          E
Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe
    E             G          D               A
The Reagans had a secret the public couldn’t know
   C              G        D         E
At Winterland his wife was wankin’ a kid
       C            G      D             G
And he couldn’t let anyone know what she did
    C      G        D          Am        E
The voters couldn’t know about Nancy and Sid

E G A E E G D A

[Verse 2]
E         G                D              A
I’m sorry dear but this is how it’s gotta be
    C              G           D            E
You gotta kill the groupie and frame the junkie
C      G           D         G
No one cares about Nancy Spungen
     C             G      D      G
And Sid will be on Rikers in the dungeon

C            G      D       G       C         G      C
If you wanna be the first lady, you gotta get rid of Sid
                          E
And make it look like an OD

[Instrumental]
C   E   C   E
C   E   Am
E G A E E G D A

[Verse 3]
E               G     A         E
Hinckley didn’t do it for Jodie Foster
E        G       D              E
He was a Pistols fan and a punk rocker
   C        G            D       E
He wanted revenge on the First Lady
      C             G          D        G
But instead he shot Reagan and James Brady
C         G               D      G
Everybody knows what Mrs. Reagan did…
C     G          D
Sid never killed Nancy
             Am
Nancy killed Sid
C          G         D     G
Now we all know what Nancy did
    C           G           D            G
She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid