Well a hello and a howdy 
 We're so very glad to see you. 
 And we're getting kinda rowdy 
 And we've got a lot to say 
 And we're going to try and do our very best to entertain you 
 And we hope you'll be delighted by the time you go away 
 And we are called by name, Oingo Boingo 
 And we're here just to entertain you 
 Make you laugh and maybe offened you 
 But we hope that you, will be happier than when you came because 
 It is more fun. Just relax, prepare to come undone. 
 Madness in large portions to serve you 
 Second helpings come wih mashed potatoes. 
 Wylee, weelie, wylee wailee (???) We are called the Oingo Boingo 
 Not Gazingo, or Gazongo or by any other name 
 And we'll punch you in the gizzard if you dare to call us Bingo 
 Cause we're called the Oingo Boingo 
 And it's simply not the same. 
 No it's simply not the same