Key of D
No capo 

(A) I had a girl her name was eve 
(D) Every time I'd hit her she'd holler police
(A) Cook them biscuits, cook em brown
(D) Done talkin I'll tear it around
If you (G) catch another mule kickin (D) in your stall
       (A) Then tear it (D) down

Oh (A) tear it down (bed slats and all) 
Oh (D) tear it down (bed slats and all)
Oh (A) tear it down (bed slats and all) 
Oh (D) tear it down 
If you (G) catch another mule kickin (D) in your stall
       (A) Then tear it (D) down

The other verses are the same as above