Far, very far from here, some 2000 miles away
That's where they live and work and play
Being a Smurf is good, so that's why we sing all day
We're doing things the Smurfy way

But there's danger there, lurking everywhere
'Cause Gargamel will catch them if he can!

(Oh! I hate Smurfs)

That is true, indeed, and we will retreat
(I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do!)
To Papa Smurf who always has a plan!
(Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha!)

No one will ever find the road to our hideaway
We live there happily and gay
Being a Smurf is good and that's why we sing all day
Doing things the Smurfy way!