Other boys are boring
They're stupid and they're rude
It's terribly appalling
That none of them is you
I hate what they're wearing
And all of their tattoos
Other boys are boring
You're all I wanna do

Can't ask a drowning man for flowers
Can't ask a rabid dog for love
I wasted months, I wasted hours
Believing in you like a God

Oh, I swear I'm gonna find somebody
Find someone that isn't bad for my health
Oh, and darling, one day you'll be sorry
And I'll be with someone else

But other boys are boring
They're stupid and they're rude
It's terribly appalling
That none of them is you
I hate what they're wearing
And all of their tattoos
Other boys are boring
You're all I wanna do

You should know that there'll be smarter man
That's gonna love me better
Might think of you when he tries to hold my hand
But that won't last forever

Oh, I swear I'm gonna find somebody
Find someone that isn't bad for my health
Oh, and darling, one day you'll be sorry
And I'll be with someone else

But other boys are boring
They're stupid and they're rude
It's terribly appalling
That none of them is you
I hate what they're wearing
And all of their tattoos
Other boys are boring
You're all I wanna do