E
I was sitting around

Doing nothing, like a hound
                                                      A7
And then I realized there’s nothing I have not already found
On the ground
          E
I know I wanna jump into the second round
             B7                             A7
Because I'm bound to make a sound that goes around a certain crowd
             E
But hand me up
              B7
The clown is loud

   E
I gave up on the potato

A little down I drove my car

And then I realized

I was in front of a bar
                A7
I squealed the tire, I lit the fire
                E
I left the car behind
                B7
I crossed the street! Oh chit!
           A7
Now I'm a myth! Way to go!
E                      B7
The fish followed the flow

   E
I have nowhere to go

I take a plane, mah bro

I wanna rock’n’roll
                                     A7
And you don’t know what I'm talking about
                     E
I am providing the 999

Where the magic goes around me
     B7                       A7                     E       B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on

       E
And I got a really great idea

I'm outta here, bye bye, I see yah
Maple neck

Yum, so delicious

I wanna play
       E
Yo, I broke my guitar

To build a plane, mah lucky star

To get the hell out of here
        A7
But my idea didn’t work

So I called the nurse
            E
‘Cause the needle takes away my fear
              B7
It brings me down

Out of town
       A7
Tho I lie
                      E  B7
To be a brand new guy

         E
Yeah, I bump into a seagull

I rub a navel, I hit an ego

Meet some people, have a giggle

Now I'm free to go
   E
I get very angry

When I'm away

From the evil of my ego

Can I recreate an era?
            A7
I play the beagle, is that illegal

To go back to the medieval
        E
For a meatball?
                    B7                         A7
Na, na, na na, na, na na, na, na na, na, na na now
             E
Just for a meatball
       B7
Na na now

Na na now

Na na noooooom

  E
I have nowhere to go

I take a plane, mah bro

I wanna rock’n’roll
                                     A7
And you don’t know what I'm talking about
                   E
I am providing the 999

Where the magic goes around me
     B7                       A7                     E    B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on

E
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine

Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
A7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
E7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
      B7                      A7                     E    B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on

[Solo] E  A7  E  B7  A7  E  B7

   E
I have nowhere to go

I take a plane, mah bro

I wanna rock’n’roll
                                     A7
And you don’t know what I'm talking about
                   E
I am providing the 999

Where the magic goes around me
     B7                      A7                        E   B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on

E
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine

Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
A7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
E7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
      B7                      A7                     E    B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on

E
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine

Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
A7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
E7
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine
      B7                      A7                     E    B7
Oh! Nine is the only number showing on my clocks from now on