E           A          D    A        E            
Smelly Cat Smelly Cat what are they feeding you
E           A          D    A        E
Smelly Cat Smelly Cat it's not your fault

E       E           A       A
They won't take you to the vet
       D         A        E
You're obviously not their favorite pet
E                      A
You may not be a bed of roses
           D  A                    E
And you're no friend to those with noses