Yeah, Jesus Christ wasn't born when it's said
He wasn't born on December 25
How could it be during this month?
It's pretty cold in the Middle East by this time

No way!
No way!
No way!

What is Xmas?
What is this party about?
The Xmas party

Wrong date!
Wrong date!
Wrong date!
Wrong date!

How is it possible during the winter
A shepherd with sheep in the field?
They should be grazin’ in cool or hot weather
So very unlikely by the end of the year

There were some old pagan religions
That on December 25 worshipped the Sun
Ancient Catholic Church chose this date
Everyone thinks to be praisin' the Son

Merry Xmas!