Hello, Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about
Your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry

Say there, Mr. Krinkle
Let's cruise the Bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches
With their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die
C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle
Have you heard the brand new sound
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown"
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why