Funny girl, how've you been?
I've been you, girl, since I was ten
Funny girl, keep cracking jokes
When shit gets real, that's all you know
The life of the party, tonight's entertainment
A clear sky when the parade's raining

Yeah, I know you're mad at where you're at, gettin' jealous of your friends
Ridin' shotgun seat to the homecoming queen with a label on your back
But you're sweeter, hell, you're tougher
Take it from me, you'll be a good mother
And you'll find a man and, man, you'll rock his world
Life ain't mean, it's just funny, girl

Funny girl, just checking in
When I was your age I wish someone did
Don't be scared to turn it off
If they don't like you then it's their loss

Yeah, I know you're mad at where you're at, gettin' jealous of your friends
Ridin' shotgun seat to the homecoming queen with a label on your back
But you're sweeter, hell, you're tougher
Take it from me, you'll be a good mother
And you'll find a man and, man, you'll rock his world
Life ain't mean, it's just funny, girl

Ain't it funny, girl, how the tables turn when you get older?
Don't say I never told you

Yeah, it ain't that bad right where your at 'cause, girl, there's still your friends
You won't always be in the shotgun seat with a label on your back
'Cause you're deeper, hell, you're funner
All of it wrapped up makes a good mother
And you found a man and damn you rock his world
Life ain't mean, take it from me, it's just funny, girl

One day you'll see
These days will be
Funny, girl