I've got the measles and she got the mumps
I'm sick of waiting by the door in case she comes home
You won't believe it but don't you want to know
I let her go but I can't let her go
I don't wanna hear it

I'm singin' too high tonight I just can't stand the noise
I heard her on the radio
Don't want to sing along
But I've got no choice

She used to be my girl, but now she's famous
She used to be my girl, but now she's famous
She was just so sweet and now there fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's

I eat the muscle and she eats the leaves
High Cholesterol and heart disease yea
You'll never touch the way that I feel
Just for the record she's got the deal
I don't wanna hear it

I'm saying goodbye tonight I just can't stand the noise
She's signin' autographs
Don't wanna say I know her
But I've got no choice

She used to be my girl, but now she's famous
She used to be my girl, but now she's famous
She was just so sweet and now they're fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's

Well she's like me
Just not as ugly

She used to be my girl but now she's famous
She was so sweet she was just so sweet
She was just so sweet
And now they're fallin' at her feet
She used to be my girl but now she's