Introduction E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-10-13-11-10-8-6--6--10-8-10--6-------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| Introduction verse A man walks out of his apartment it is raining he's got no umbrella E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-10-13-11-10-8--6--6-------------10-13-11-8-6-6---------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------| Main verses.. he starts running beneath the awnings E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-10-13-11-10-8-6-6-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| trying to save his suit x2 E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-10-8-6-6----------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but... 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E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------| visit from the Ghost of corporate future... E|-------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------| G|-11-11-11-11-11-13-13-13-13-13-11-11-11-11-| D|-------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------|