Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you are
You are
You are, are
You are... You

Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you ooh, are, you, ooh, are

Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies, let's go to the movies
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all, all

Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you are, you are

Let's go to the movies
I will sing you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies
I will sing you a song about nothing at all
Let's go to the movies, let's go to the movies
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all, all

Sit down class, open up your textbooks to page forty-two

Porcupine-ology
Antler-ology
Car-ology
Bus-ology
Train-ology
Plane-ology

Mama-ology
Papa-ology
You-ology
Me-ology
Love-ology
Kiss-ology
Stay-ology
Please-ology

Let's study, class, let's study, class, sit down

Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, love-ology, love-ology
Let's study, class. Let's study, class. Sit down

Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology
Love-ology, love-ology, I'm sorry-ology, forgive me-ology

Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you are
Oh, an incurable humanist you are

I'm sorry, forgive me, I'm sorry-ology
Forgive me, I'm sorry, forgive me-ology
Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me-ology