G - / Em / D
G / Em / Am / C

A woo-hoo!

G                          Em   D
Hey hey, here comes no-one
G                 Em                  Am   C
Another friend for you to have a go on
G                     Em                     D
And she asks me, do I miss her when she’s gone?
G   Em           Am             C
And I reply, “As much as I miss anyone”
G
Oh! A woo-hoo

CHORUS
G     D              Em
And I’ll be your gay friend
         G/B      C     G
Cos your marriage never ends
        D                 Em
Till we fuck and fight again
          G/B     C        G
There’s a space between us
G  D            Em      
So jump into my bed
         G/B      C             G
We’ll pretend the world is dead
     D           Em
And always in my head
     G/B     C       G
Is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us we’re wrong
I’ll make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I’m the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asks me how I’m feeling, well, I don’t wanna think that hard

CHORUS

Am       G         C
It’s the late show now
    D                  Em
How does the late show end?
         F#m           G
Well, if god is in the details
                         Am
Thank god that you’re my friend
G         C            D
I have a friend again
D          Em         F#m
You are my friend again
   G          D     Em    G/B  C
My gay friend       Oh!         A woo-hoo!

G / D / Em / G C / G / D / Em / G C / G/B C / G