My friend set me up on a date today
And I forced myself to go
But the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home
I rolled down all the windows
And I played a song I know
Oh the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home

It's not as if he didn't try
His shoes were clean he wore a tie
And paid for my martini with a smile
And the conversation never stopped
I didn't even check my watch
And a view over LA is always nice

Well, my friend set me up on a date today
And I forced myself to go
But the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home
I rolled down all the windows
And I played a song I know
Oh, the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home

It's not as if I didn't try
I wore my favourite dress and I
Showed up on time unusually for me
But he shops in IKEA and I think that his idea
Of my life is just a girl with silly dreams

Well, my friend set me up on a date today
And I forced myself to go
But the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home
I rolled down all the windows
And I played a song I know
Oh, the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home

And maybe if I step inside his eyes
I'll see myself and I will be surprised
Like who the hell is she to drive away
When she could have stayed the night instead
In my king size bed

Well, my friend set me up on a date today
And I forced myself to go
But the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home
I rolled down all the windows
And I played a song I know
Oh, the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home

Oh, the best part of the date today
Was driving myself home