Sometimes you're looking at me
But usually you're looking past me
At somebody else
And she's pretty as hell
It's not that I don't notice
I'm just busy taking notes
On her body, on her hair
On the way you're staring at her
Got me wishing I could look like I'm your type

If I dyed my hair to be your favorite color, dear
If I started losing half a pound a day
Would you second guess, would you decide to stay?
And is there anything else that you'd like me to change?

Driving to your apartment
I was thinking to myself
Maybe I am out of my mind
When you're around
Cause I really think that changing how I look could change your mind

If I dyed my hair to be your favorite color, dear
If I started losing half a pound a day
Would you second guess, would you decide to stay?
And is there anything else that you'd like me to change?

I turned around
And drove home
For the last time
'Cause now I know

That I should dye my hair to be my favorite color and
Shouldn't have to worry every single day
About how I look and if you're gonna stay
And now there's nothing that you can say to make me change
No there's nothing that you can say to make me change