There used to be a grumpy butler, always alone with a teen
He became my pale emo bi frenemy
Love remained, a riddle my heart couldn't solve
Now I'm in pain, but when it rains
My duct tape gets so tight
When the light from your signal is seen?

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batman, I love you like you love beating a goon in the face
Ooh, eres el amor de mi vida, Bruce Wayne
And I've got big plans for us two
When you're finally through your goth phase

There is so much I know about you
I kinda stalk you all day
I remain team Edward, but now I'm team Wayne, Bruce Wayne
To me you're like a vigilante with a softer side
Did I mention we're both orphans, baby?
Well, I'm insane, but when it rains
My glasses get so steamed
When the shape of that jawline is seen

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batman, all the black eyeliner makes me feel some kind of way
Ooh, the cards I send to you
Can't say how I feel, yeah
So I put the DA on Zoom
And made him go boom in your face

I've seen the way you act around Catwoman
It doesn't take a genius level intellect
To see you're not tapping that
I mean, damn, look at her
I would flood Gotham just to hear that girl fart through a walkie-talkie
But I know you've been saving yourself
For this

Batman, stan so hard I'd let the Batmobile run over me
Ooh, is it gross to say I like that you never bathe?
And I've got one question for you
Is my love what makes you afraid?

And if you keep turning me down
I might let the clown get a date