G      C                G
It was on the good ship venus,

   C                      G
by christ you should have seen us,

    C                F
the figurehead was a whore in bed,

        G              C
and the mast a mammoth penis

(same chords throughout verses)

chorus

C              G
friggin in the riggin,

F              C  
friggin in the riggin,

C              F                G             C
friggin in the riggin there was f*** all else to do