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[Verse 1]
D
jk i’m not depressed i’d rather sleep in
D                G    A
all day till I’m dead
                          D
and all the arachnids i’m supposed to eat by accident
D
miraculously exit,
G
crawl out my underbite
A
and i wake up at midnight
D
eight legs and tiny eyes

G
no time for factoids
A
lets get to work boys
D
no task at all we’ll all just bounce right off the walls

[Pre-Chorus]
A
do you know what i’m about to say
            D
i think she shoved all summer in a day
A
i don’t try and i don’t mind
          D
because i know it’s just a brilliant time

[Chorus]
G
now that’s done,
A
party of one
D                               Bm
i swear that i’ll be buckets of fun
G                              A                            D             Bm
i swear i won’t resume being a square until the partying is done

[Verse 2]
D
when i’m going to bed i’d rather sleep in,
D                  G       A
not like it’s different,
                             D
it’s probably morning and if i was counting sheep they’d all be flaming and unhappy
G
i’ll spend my life at home
A
a housewife but alone
D
tea at the tree dome

G
no time for factoids
A
lets get to work boys
D
no task at all we’ll all just bounce right off the walls

[Pre-Chorus]
A
do you know what i’m about to say
            D
i think she shoved all summer in a day
A
i don’t try and i don’t mind
          D
because i know it’s just a brilliant time

[Chorus]
G
now that’s done,
A
party of one
D                               Bm
i swear that i’ll be buckets of fun
G                              A
i swear i won’t resume being a square until the partying is
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swear i won’t resume being a square until the partying is
G                            A                            D
swear i won’t resume being a square until the partying is done