Am F C G

[Verse 1]
        Am                   F                            C   G
On the corner of Girard, and third or sixth and Lycoming
             Am
Here's your fifty dollars
                   F                     C    G
Bitch, get in the car, it's Thanksgiving


[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Off, whip, chop, mix
F                                        C
Shut up! Shut up! I don't wanna hurt you
                  G
(I don't want to hurt you)
 Am
Off, whip, chop, mix
 F                                     N.C.
Shut up! Shut up! I don't wanna hurt you

(I don't want to hurt you)


[Chorus]
    Am                F
Oh! God he would be amused!

Dark shadows of an evil mind
 C                        G
God has a sense of humor!

Dark shadows of an evil mind
Am                 F
God, he would be amused

To see you at my feet!
 C
See you at my feet! Oh!
 N.C.
Thirty-five twenty North Marshall Street

Am F C G

[Refrain]
Am
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
 F
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
 C
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
 G
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat

Look good enough to eat


[Verse 2]
                  Am
One arm in the freezer
                 F
One leg in the blender
                  C
One head on the stove
            G
Return to Sender
            Am                       F
And the darkness knows all of the thoughts that I think


[Chorus]
     Am                F
Oh! God he would be amused!

Dark shadows of an evil mind
 C                        G
God has a sense of humor!

Dark shadows of an evil mind
Am                 F
God he would be amused to see you at my feet!
 C
See you at my feet!

Oh!
 G
3520 North Marshall Street!


[Refrain]
     Am
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
    F
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
     C
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat
    G
The dog food look good enough, good enough to eat

Look good enough to eat


[Bridge]
     Am               F
The basement is so peaceful
                   C   G
You are naked, I smoke
             Am
Oh there is one more cracker
          F                 C  G
Devil's cookies in your throat


[Outro]
 Am
Cook, hair, jar, bones
 F                                           C
Shut up! Shut up! I don't want to hurt you...
                 G
I don't want to hurt you
 Am
Cook, hair, jar, bones
 F                                            C
Shut up! Shut up! I don't want to hurt you...
                 G
I don't want to hurt you