[E]
I met Willie by the still, he was brewin' a batch
         [A] 
He had a short cigar and one last match
       [E]                                                  [B7]
He was tellin' me 'bout his latest trouble with the government
       [E]
He had child support and alimony
       [A]
He was looking depressed and kinda lonely
     [E]                                  [B7]                [E]
Just tryin' to figure out where all his hard earned money went 


Chorus:-i
              [A]
"Well I'll be go to Hell," he said,
                     [E]                       [B7]
"I got nothing but a Ford and a barn full of hay
      [A]                        [E]
If it weren't for horses and divorces
         [B7]               [E]
I'd be a lot better off today"