Welcome to Adelaide
It's a real nice town
Lots of police men everywhere
That are sure to remove that frown

They got judges, too
They'd like to butt-fuck you
But only if you're under nine

Welcome to Adelaide
You're sure to have a swell time
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There's a rumor going 'round
'Bout the cannibals of Snow Town
Their incredibly expensive, legal machine

Who foils the machine?
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There's a rumor doin' rounds
About a brutal gang
Of cops and politicians
Who rape and murder little kitties
Yeah, they call them the family
Yes, they call them the family