G
If I was your sweetheart
        C
And you were my darling
                D
I'd always remember
                G
The way you look now
G
Even here in this diner
C
Your bright eyes shining
                D
And you're always smiling
                G
When you're by my side

[Bridge 1]
C
And that man is rude
                        G
He talks to you just like you were his wife
D               G
But I would be more kind
C
My coffee cup has been filled up
G
For the seventh time
D
And you're so on my mind

[Verse 2]
G
If I was your secret
C
And you were my keeper
                D
I think we'd be happy
        G
Or rarely be blue
                G
We'd run around laughing
                C
And maybe go out dancing

        D
If I was your sweetheart
                G
And you were my darling

[Bridge 2]
C
And all I'd ever want from you
G
Is that you would keep it true
D               G
And I'd write songs for you
C
And we could round the world to see
G
All the disappearing things
D
And then we'd vanish too
G
If I was your sweetheart

[Bridge 3]
C
That man is rude
                        G
He talks to you just like you were his wife
D               G
But I would be more kind
C
My coffee cup has been filled up
G
For the seventh time
D
And you're so on my mind

[Verse 3]
G
If I was your sweetheart
C
And you were my darling
D
I'd take off your apron
                        G
You've been a good waitress