OPENING
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MAIN RIFF THROUGHOUT – USE A WAH PEDAL
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There are touches that are good, and touches that are bad, touches that are happy and
that are sad, hugs and kisses make you wanna dance but they shouldn’t be anywhere near
pants. Your pants area is a private place, if a touch invades, punch it in the face, if 
touch makes nervous, scream and flee go tell an adult SOMEONE’S TOUCHIN’ ME!


ACOUSTIC CHANGE

I thought you just wanted a chick, but you got…

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…bad touched, now you’re in a skin flick

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It breaks my heart to see you here

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I can offer you a hug and a sympathetic tear

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It wasn’t your fault, whatever happened to you (happened to you)
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But now Sol is here and his friendship is true
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A touch made you nervous, maybe no one believed (maybe no one believed)
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But you can tell ole Sol, someone bad touched me!

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SOMEONE BAD TOUCHED ME!
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SOMEONE BAD TOUCHED ME!
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SOMEONE BAD TOUCHED ME!
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SOMEONE BAD TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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