intro:
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Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)

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verse:
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Bbm           Bbm(A Bass)  E
  Like an overweight       karate

C#m                F#m       G#          G#sus4   G#(with emphasis on the Eb)
     kid you could moonwalk over my heart

Bbm             Bbm(A Bass)   E
  using candour as        painkiller

C#m                F#m
     tastes like vanilla to me

  G#          G#sus4       G#(with emphasis on the Eb again)
occasionally

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chorus:
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E                  A       C
    someone please make me go home

E                  A     C
  i'm the worst at being alone

E                 A        C
   just tell me I ought to watch

    F#m                   B
infomertials for love

F#m                      Am
    and buy all of their trust

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verse 2:
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Bbm                 Bbm(A Bass)
     saturdays have shown us

E       C#m                F#m
I'm not   the world's most talkative guy

G#   (same as the last verse)
you say it's fine

Bbm                  Bbm(A Bass)     E
    but I can always try         and answer

C#m       F#m
     with amplified anger

G#
then cry inside

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chorus:
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E                  A       C
    someone please make me go home

E                  A     C
  i'm the worst at being alone

E                 A        C
   just tell me I ought to watch

    F#m                   B
infomertials for love

F#m                      Am
    and buy all of their trust

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outro:
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Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)
Bbm - Bbm - Bbm - Bbm(A Bass)