Fmaj7  Bbmaj7/D  Fmaj7  Bbmaj7/D

[Verse 1]
       Fmaj7                Bbmaj7/D              Fmaj7   Bbmaj7/D
(LUCIUS:) There are so many douchebags in the world
Fmaj7           Bbmaj7/D           Am
   Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
       A7/C#          Dm7           G7
Who deserve more than absolutely anything
     Dm7                       G7
That any charm or potion could ever bring
    Bbmaj7                            Fmaj7
But men like that, they have her on a string
               C/E    C7/E*
And they don't care

[Chorus]
N.C            Dm7       Bb/D      Fmaj7       C/E
For there will always be guys like Potter
       Dm7               Bb/D            Fmaj7 C/E
To realise tears in your eyes because he got her
             Dm7           Bb/D            Fmaj7
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her
   C/E        Bb/D
If you'd only done
          C/E          Bb/D
Something more for the one
          C/E    Bb/D
Back when you were young...

[Interlude – Dialogue/Flashback]
 Fmaj7 Bbmaj7/D    Fmaj7 Bbmaj7/D
Ebmaj7 Abmaj7/C   Ebmaj7 Abmaj7/C   (x2)

[Verse]
      Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C         Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C
(SNAPE:) So many assholes in this place
Ebmaj7     Abmaj7/C           Ebmaj7
   So many assholes in my face
          G7             Cm7
Why can't they leave me alone
                               F7
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
     Cm7                   F7
They wouldn't ever be in between.....
             Abmaj7                       Ebmaj7
(BOTH:) We'd treat them nice and never be mean
             Bb/D    Bb7/D*
And we would care......

[Chorus]
N.C            Cm7       Ab        Ebmaj7    Bb/D
But there will always be guys like Potter
                  Cm7               Ab                 Ebmaj7 Bb/D
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
            Cm7            Ab               Ebmaj7
He'll never ever think her perfect as you/I thought her...
              Bb/D        Ab/C
(LUCIUS:) But now you're alone
        Bb/D     Ab/C
Left to pout and moan
               Bb/D           Ab/C
Cause you were totally...     pwned.