We had a plan
To form a corporate indie band
Angst on demand
All our emotion second-hand

We sold the van
'Cause we get transport from the man
The tour’s in hand
Play to our corporate indie fans

They had a scheme
They formed a social media team
Giles Piers and Lee
They make things up, we just agree

All the time
We’ve got to write more songs
Not sure we can keep it up for long

We took the chance
To be ambassadors for brands
Part of the plan
If you’re a corporate indie band

All the time
We’ve got to write more songs
Not sure we can keep it up for long