Quarter past twelve when you showed up
Chanel lingering in the air
You said you had to work late
But I checked you weren't there
You told me it was nothing
Just stopped for a quick drink
Tried to convince me I was crazy
Said: Relax, it's not what you think

Did you think that you were smart
That you wouldn't get caught
Baby, I've got some news
You're not as clever as you thought

You think you're slick
You think you're sly
Think I wouldn't stop
To ask you why
You think I'm dumb
Think I'm blind
If I ever looked
Think I wouldn't find
Why don't you take a seat
And have another drink
'Cause trust me baby
It's not what you think

Tell me, since you know me so well
Try the truth, if you're inclined
Uh, uh, no need to get up
Go ahead, just read my mind
'Cause I think that we've been here
A time or two before (or three, or four)
I'm thinkin' it's the last time
Here's your things and there's the door

You think you're slick
You think you're sly
Think I wouldn't stop
To ask you why
You think I'm dumb
Think I'm blind
If I ever looked
Think I wouldn't find
Go ahead and grab your things
And don't forget your drink
But trust me baby
It's not what you think

I know what's running through your head
Is there anything you can do
That'd make me give you one more shot
Somehow convince me to forgive you
Maybe that should have crossed your mind
Maybe you should have thought that through
But baby that ship has sailed
And I'm done thinkin' about you

You think you're slick
You think you're sly
Think I wouldn't stop
To ask you why
You think I'm dumb
Think I'm blind
If I ever looked
Think I wouldn't find
Go ahead and grab your things
And don't forget your drink
'Cause trust me baby
It's not what you think

What? No final words?
Yeah, that's what I thought