C                                        F
If you ain't a man with a lot of guts, a dog-gone woman will drive you nuts
    C                                        G
You can't trust one to the corner now a days
C
You gotta watch your doors or she'll cheat you blind,
  F
A woman ain't got but a one track mind
       C                      G              C
You'll find out Bud, it's the man who always pays

[Verse 2]
                                                           F
She'll feed you a line that will turn your head and you'll marry her and when you're in bed
       C                                  G
She'll go through all the pockets in your pants
    C                                         F
And if you object there'll be a big fight and chances are it will last all night
    C                        G                 C
I'm telling you man you just ain't got a chance

[Chorus]
F                    C                            G
Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
F                    C     G                                C
Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you

[Verse 3]
                                              F
Though women are handy around the house, they can't be trusted by man nor mouse
       C                                       G
It's a shame the way they drag a good man down
       C                                           F
It's a well-known fact they talk too much and they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
    C                                  G
And Paul Revere the gossip all around town
       C                                                    F
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair and they'll drive you to drink and man I'll swear
    C                                G
You wish you never seen the light of day
    C                                         F
I'm tipping you off your goose is cooked when one of them females get you hooked
           C                                  G
And so you better think it over while you may

[Chorus]
F                    C                            G
Never, never trust a woman you'll be sorry if you do
F                    C     G                                C
Never, never trust a woman she'll just make a monkey out of you