I spent hours on the INTERNET screen
Talked to my FAKE FRIENDS,
I know they LOVE ME

Told 'em bout my band,
YEAH! We know it ROCKS.
Don't care if they say
That it SUCKS

I just want to be a ROCKSTAR
I just want to be POPULAR
I just want to be a ROCKSTAR
I just want to hear the crowd...

..as everyone starts to SING:

YOU, YOU, YOU ARE SO COOL!!
YOU, YOU, YOU ARE SO COOL!!
YOU, YOU, YOU ARE SO COOL!!

I'm back home,
No one went to our GIG
I don't know what is wrong with those KIDS

Just because we SUCK
And I CAN'T SING.
At least my FAKE FRIENDS will comfort me

I just wanted to be a ROCKSTAR
I just want to be POPULAR
All I wanted was to SHINE
The problem is I'm NOT that BRIGHT!

...and everyone started to SING:

You, you, you are NOT so COOL!!!
You, you, you are NOT so COOL!!!
You, you, you are NOT so COOL!!!