E  B  G  D  E  F#m


[Verse 1]
F#m              D
Wake up, switch on
F#                                          F#m
I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong
Em              E
Give it a slap, give it a jog
F#               F#m
I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue
F#m
Ride high without a saddle
Down the rapids on
A boat without a paddle
A                                       E
I am the scourge of the high seas
F#
Just you watch'em running when they hear about me

[Chorus]
Bm                 G
One two three... hail T.V.
D
Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
B                  G
Here I stand, T.V. man
D                                            A
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
Bm                      G
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
D                                                A
But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes


E

[Verse 2]
E
     Knock, knock
F#m
There's someone at the door
E
I can't imagine, I can't imagine
F#
I can't imagine what they come around here for
E
Could be the rent or H.P.
F#m
Whatever it is they gonna bleed me
E
Well, I've got no money
Nothing to borrow

F#
Just you go away now,
Don't…

[Chorus]

Bm                 G
One two three... hail T.V.
D
Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
B                  G
Here I stand, T.V. man
D                                           A
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
Bm                      G
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
D                                                 A
But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes

E   F#  E  F#

[Bridge]
A
It's so hot here under the sun
Am                       B
Just him and me and a couple of six guns
A                       G
I look at him he looks at me
F#
Out comes the guns who will it be


[Chorus]
Bm                 G
One two three... hail T.V.
D
Watching Dirty Harry made a man of me
B                  G
Here I stand, T.V. man
D                                           A
I've got all the angels eating out of my hand
Bm                      G
I got the good, bad and ugly traits
D
But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes