[Wicked witch]
Get out of my way!

[Casting director]
Who are you?

[Wicked witch]
I'm the wicked witch of eastwick, dummy!

[Casting director]
I don't see your name on the call sheet
Do you have anything prepared?

[Wicked witch]
Wagon witch watusi!

Terrifyin' munchkins just for kicks, and
Had 'em so scared they were shittin' yellow bricks, and
I'm the wickedest that ever was
Mean queen of oz
Applause, applause

I was mindin' my own business doing wicked, witchy things
When my world turned upside down, hoh!

There was a twister!
It was spinnin' like you wouldn't believe
A twister!
It was movin' fast and lookin' at me
This double wide lands on my head
Ding, dong, I'm dead from the
Twister, from the
Twister, help me
Sister, from the
Twister

[Casting director]
Don't call us, we'll call you

[Wicked witch]
I don't know why my agent books me on these chicken-shit gigs!
Ooh, cute shoes

[Kansas dorothy]
Stay away from me, bitch!

[Wicked witch]
I'm outta here!