C               Am7                     Am
I wonder if the De Le Salle Brother got Papped
              C                Am7          Am
And did their holy mothers and jealous fathers; ever feel trapped
    C     Am7           Am
Did Mary, Like all the attention
        C        F      G G
And did Jesus ever;         get Detention

C            Am7                 Am
I wonder if Caesar ever did his sums
              C                Am7          Am
And did Joan of Arc ever slip and slice her thumbs
         C       Am7           Am
Chopping onions, in double home economics
          C        F    G G
And would Archimedes;       have like electronics 


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Panic stations don't set in
                              F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward
G                        C
That you think you deserve
                                Am
Good Things come to those who wait
                              F
God knows I've waited patiently
                         G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me 


[Verse]
C          Am7               Am
The number 17 and Steve McQueen
              C       Am7          Am
Seem an unlikely Combination considering
                  C     Am7           Am
his elevation to god and all-round blonde adonis
        C        F       G
I can't see him settling down in Heaton Norris

C                Am7       Am
Would Elvis been able to adapt
         C                Am7      Am
Would've gone to court over reports his phones was tapped
         C       Am7           Am
Would Priscilla remain and reside by his side
          C        F    G G
With the lonely loyalty of being his bride 


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Panic stations don't set in
                              F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards
G                        C
That you think you deserve
                                Am
Good Things come to those who wait
                              F
God knows I've waited patiently
                         G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me 


[Chorus]
C                       Am
Panic stations don't set in
                              F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards
G                        C
That you think you deserve
                                Am
Good Things come to those who wait
                              F
God knows I've waited patiently
                         G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me