I've got a new obsession of mine
It's something that I found while shopping online (woo)
It's something unassuming sitting in my sock drawer (drawer)
It's something that can make a bride out of a whore (what?)

When I walk in a room, everybody agrees
Something's added to the air, but you can't really see
Something so, so sexy, but you can't really tell
All the boys and the girls ask me: What is that smell?
That's my perfume

It's $5.99 (woo)
I spray it in my mouth and the taste is divine
It's erotic, it's from Paris too
White font on the front: C'est comme tomber amoureux

When I go for a kiss, everybody agrees
Something's added to the mood, but you can't really see
Something so seductive, but you can't really tell
All the boys and the girls ask me: What is that smell?
That's my perfume

Yeah (woo)
That's my perfume
Yeah (woo)
That's my

You'll have to pry it from my cold dead grip
In fact, spray it in my grave so the worms can get a whiff
I wanna smell real good while I'm burning in hell
'Cause the fire makes you sweat, other people can tell

When I put it on myself, everybody agrees
A certain je ne sais quoi starts coming from me
It's a little bit different, but I don't know why
They say it's only for girls, but they're too scared to try
That's my

(Yeah)
That's my perfume
(Yeah, woo)
That's my, yeah
That's my perfume, yeah
Ow