A         E                D
Well, she gets real mean when she's drunk
           A         E                D
And she finally fell asleep, and I'm glad
                A            E     Bm
She said, 'The only way you got as far as you did
             D               E
Is 'cause of me. Your songs suck'
          A              E       D
And I'm stuck in this American town
          A                   E
And the streets are full of snow
         D
And the shops are closin' down
         A             E        Bm
And the only friend I had here moved away
              D
Went back to Dallas
             E
Ran out of money

             A         E         D
So now the bills have all been paid
          A          E      D
And the money's all been saved
         A       E          Bm
You're still as sad as you ever were
         D       E
Sellin' out