Intro: C  Em  Am  Em  F  C  F  D  G

Verse
C                        Em             Am
Well, she wants to be a singer in the band,
             Em              F          C
may-be I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone,
F           D     G
looks like she's all alone.

(Same Chords)
She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend.
She keeps on staring me out with her ole black 'n' blue eyes.

And I could take her danc-in' just to give the girl a chance
and I was nev-er that good at being nice when I should.
I guess that she'll for-give me right before she tries to kill me
'cause I sold her on yes-ter-day's come take me home

F     E7     Am     C7     F          G
eyes.                                   

And I could take her waltzin' just so she could kick my head in,
oh I do believe I was drunk+and both of my heads had shrunk.
I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd ev-en seen her,
I was lost in her what's yer name come take me home eyes.
Oh, take me home

F     Em     Am     C     F          G
eyes.                                   

     C       Em         Am     Em     F
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,
F                     C             G
And if she does she's getting there slow,

And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be,
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me.

Bridge
C* Fm  C*  G
C* Fm  C*  G

C*         F7
Young soul S*****r,
C*            F7
Beggin' me to bag her,
C*               F7
Filthy heart and swollen hips,
G
and she said "oh my dearest",
C*      F7
I'm not pretty,
C*         F7 
Isn't it a pity,
C*                       F7   
that you won't kiss this rotten lips,
G
Oh take me home

F     E7     Am     C7     F          G
eyes.                                   

Oh take me home

F     E7     Am     C7     F          G
eyes.                                   


     C       Em         Am     Em     F
And Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go,
F                     C             G
And if she does she's getting there slow,

And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be,
And that's the very thing when you're dealing with me.

Outro (Same chords as intro)