One, two, ready, go
I'm tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
The one I love will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me well that's alright
Coz we can just cuddle all night
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
It'll be a great romance
We'll go shopping and buy some pants
You don't care how big my ass is
Just how fabulous my dress is
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
One, two, ready, go
You cry at movies on our dates
Romantic comedies sure are great
But when your sad I'll dry your tears
Coz I'll always think that you are fierce
I like cigarettes, and that's no gag
But you'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite fag
You'll always be my favourite
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don't really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
Un, dos, listos, ya
Estoy cansada de chicos que me hacen llorar
Me engañan y me cuentan mentiras
El que amo nunca se extraviará
Cuándo ve otras chicas el mira hacia otro lado
Y si él nunca me besa está bien
Porque podemos solo abrazarnos toda la noche
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa demasiado que seas queer
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando tú estás cerca
Será un romance genial
Iremos de compras y compraremos pantalones
A ti no te importa como de grande es mi culo
Solo como de fabuloso es mi vestido
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa demasiado que seas queer
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando tú estás cerca
Un, dos, listos, ya
Tú lloras en las películas en nuestras citas
Comedias románticas claro son geniales
Pero cuándo estás triste yo secaré tus lágrimas
Porque siempre pensaré que eres feroz
Me gustan los cigarrillos, y eso no es broma
Pero tu siempre serás mi marica favorito
Tú siempre serás mi marica favorito
Tú siempre serás mi favorito
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa demasiado que seas queer
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando tú estás cerca
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa demasiado que seas queer
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando tú estás cerca
Novio gay, novio gay
No me importa demasiado que seas queer
Novio gay, novio gay
Nunca me siento sola cuando tú estás cerca