I sleep in a ditch
I'm an alcoholic
I've got a big beltbuckle
And a dog named smollick
Alcoholic, alcoholic

I go go down the street
And go to the pubs
I buy a can of beer
And get rolling drunk
Alcoholic, alcoholic

I go to the pokies
And when i lose
I drown my sorrows
With lots of booze
Alcoholic, alcoholic

(guitar solo)

I sleep in a ditch
I'm an alcoholic
I've got a big beltbuckle
And a dog named smollick
Alcoholic, alcoholic

One more time
I sleep in a ditch
I'm an alcoholic
I've got a big beltbuckle
And a dog named smollick
Alcoholic, alcoholic