G                    C
I know a girl called Kris
    G                    C
Who believes in God and Elvis
    G            C
And I'm an atheist
              G          C
But we get on fine

G                    C
I know a girl called Kris
      G                    C
Who's an astral-projectionist
           G                  C
And I want nothing to do with it
               G         C
But we get on fine

G                    C
I know a girl called Kris
         G           C
Who eats celery and parsnips
    G               C
And I eat fish and chips
               G         C
But we get on fine

G                    C
I know a girl called Kris
     G                    C
Who thinks leprechauns exist
            G                 C
And I think that's a load of shit
              G          C
But we get on fine

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[whistle for 4 bars while playing G C]

         D
She's a friend of my sisters
C                 G    C G G C C G
She's a friend of mine