TABBED BY:  Chris Schmoutz  *           


E: 022100
A: x02220
B: x24442

intro:

E

G--4-4h7p4 (play over verses)

verse:

E
Sleeping in a van between A and B
Sucking dick for ecstacy
A
Paid a 70 year old hooker to make out with me
E
Now the get-high shack is just a memory

chorus:

B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                          A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo

E
Tried to buy your love but I came up short
So I f*cked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
   A
My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts
E
Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report

B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                          A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo

E
Oh baby I know you love the good old days
Cruising on the Long Island expressway
A
I used to be dead but now I'm gay
E
All I ever think about is drowning, drowning

B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                     A
Downloading porn with Davo
B                          A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo

(verse and chorus chords under solo)