F  C7

F   Bb C7
F   Bb C7




[Verse 1]
F     
Wake up in the morning

What a surprise
             Bb  
You got your face up in my cleavage
         C7
And your hand between my thighs
F
Why can't you leave just like the other guys
Bb                     C7
You think you won some kind of prize?




[Hook]
F                Bb      C7            F
    Ooooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in love
         Bb        C7            F     Bb  C7
    Oooh, I really think I'm in love




[Verse 2]
       F         
Just because we messed around doesn't mean I want you here
    Bb                  C7
Get out of my house and take your beer
F
Drive away and stear clear
  Bb                       C7
Before I put my boot piece in your rear

F                    Bb            C7
  When I wake up and see you lying there
F                          Bb                 C7
  With your fake nails and extensions in your hair
F                        Bb                C7
  I can't believe the way I'm falling for you
F                      Bb             C7
  Is this love, can it really be true?

F   Bb C7




[Spittin']
-
Yo, what is this crap?
Give this bro a slap
He doesn't have a clue that his girlfriend is wack
I'm saying: Yo, here's some advice from MC Cracker
If she was really worth it, bro, she would be blacker
F
Yo, ho, you like to fuck
  Bb                           C7
I fuck you and suck you like a big yellow duck
           F
Cause I've got such large equipments in the Guinness book
      Bb                         C7
And I bet now you're asking, yo, how do I look?
              F
Well, I'm the smoothest MC jew in the land
      Bb                              C7
And I know the freaking Tora like the back of my right hand
    F
And that's just 'bout all my advice
           Bb           C7
Cause your MC Cracker's through being nice

F   Bb C7




[Verse 3]
  F        
I do what I get and I get what I see
  Bb                    C7
I saw you today, you're nothing to me
     F    
Like all of your brothers, one, two, three
       Bb                          C7
If you stay any longer *I'm gonna* up the antee.




[Hook]
F                Bb      C7            F
    Ooooh, sweet lady, I think I'm in love
         Bb        C7            F     Bb  C7
    Oooh, I really think I'm in love




[Outing Verse]
      F
Suck, suck at your cock

Sit, sit on my face
    Bb                    C7
The catch ain't nearly as good as the chase
       F                             -
I'll unleash a can of wuppass or at least some mace