A
Leave it alone or it won't get better
G
You shouldn't touch it at all
D
If there was a fire and
    Dm
You tried to use it
A                           E
It couldn't answer the call
A
It's like an old man
A
In a suit of armour
A
Standing alone in a shed
   D               Dm
If I wasn't such a humanitarian
E                       A
I'd think it better off dead


[Chorus]
D                   E
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
A
How may I help you miss?
F                              E D C#m
You bring such a passion to your kiss
       D
You're walking on tiptoes
    E
You don't slurp your tea
A
The reason is plain to see


    C                           E
You grew up in a house with no TV


[Verse]
A
Give it some air
A
And a special cuddle
A
Don't let it see your concern
D
You are the judge
A
Let's have your ruling
D             Dm
It needs some friends
A
Don't say home schooling
D       Dm
Give it a wipe


    A
Cos now it's drooling
E                  A
Rainbows and happy regrets


[Chorus]
D                   E
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
A
How may I help you miss?
    F                            E  C#m Bm
You bring such a passion to your kiss
D
You're walking on tiptoes
    E
You don't slurp your tea
A
The reason is plain to see


C                               E
You grew up in a house with no TV


A
We live in an age of second chances
A
Even if they're undeserved
D        Dm
Now it's awake
A
It heard your calling
D      Dm
Up and away
A
There is no stalling
D               Dm
Here come those tears
A
It's loudly bawling
E                  A
Rainbows and happy regrets