He used to be a bassist, he used to play in this band
But now this stupid looser keep complain about some pain
He went to the doctor to see what's wrong in his ass
He came to tell what it was said, I couldn't believe in...

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He must be going crazy
He must be going insane

Uh-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh uh-oh (4x)

He went to doctor's room, he said you can put down your pants
Get up on this table, I want to check what's on your ass
He pressed right on that spot, he couldn't believe his hands
That was unbelievable, that boy got a tale!!

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(He's just a tailed boy) 4x