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[Verse]
    F                    Fm                   C          A7
Oh, I don't want to stay in tonight and watch Death Wish 3
Dm7              G7                 C      A7 Dm7 G7
Fall asleep with pizza crumbs on my clothes
   F            Fm             C                    A7
So put away that hash pipe, the pornography, and the booze
       Dm7                        G7               C
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues

E7                A7
Don't do anything crazy
     Dm7                                   G7
Like defecate in your pants because you're lazy

    F             Fm
Oh, put away that crack pipe
         C              A7
Put some makeup on that bruise
       Dm7                        G7               C     A7
'Cause tonight we're going to the Anaheim House of Blues
     Dm7                 G7               C     A7
Oh, take me down to the Anaheim House of Blues
    Dm7                       G7                C
Yes, drag me by my hair to the Anaheim House of