I'm Tall, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm handsome!

I'm coming to bring back your wee ones
So hush my sweet Condor
Let me win the one please!

So try, attack me!
But I won protection
I don't feel that pecking, so

Save your objections
Hush, now, Condor
Let me in the final three

I, Oh, I-I-I I've got problems with condors
Problems with condors
Why, oh, why-y-y

Am I not at home? I ponder
Trust me, oh, trust me-e-e!
I'm your best friend and I'll never eat eggs again-n-n-n!

I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!
'Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sack!
So, hush, my sweet, let me into the final three!
Cody Jr!

I, how I-I-I
How I really hate these birdies
And I want to live to see my thirties
These, these feathered jerks
They're bringing me strife
And Condor Two, I'm not your wife
For the last time!
Get a life!

Yes! Thanks, my sweet Condor
Now I'm in the final three!