Ugh, guess who slid into my DMs again?

Bradley fucking Martyn
I'm just not into that vibe
Same old, same old
Gym selfies
Abs
Oh and a photo of him and his mom
For the 3rd time this week

And then I see a Mr. Beast video
And I'm like Jimmy!
He's out there doing challenges
Selling chocolate bars
Making a difference!
And his moustache?
Ride
Why can't more guys be like that?

Honestly, between you and me?
I wanna fuck Mr. Beast

Honestly, between you and me?
I wanna fuck Mr. Beast

So, like I had this crazy wild dream last night
Picture this
Mr. Beast feeding me those Feasibles chocolates
While watching his Squid Game video, right?
And just when you think it couldn't get any hotter
There's Karl
Watching from the other side of the room
Weird, I know, but

Honestly, between you and me?
I'm gonna fuck Mr. Beast

Honestly, between you and me?
I'm gonna fuck Mr. Beast

Oh look!
It's Bradley fucking Martin again
Like fuck off