C E F D
Like a waterlogged ball That no one wants kick around anymore
C E F D
Like a waterlogged ball That no one wants kick around anymore
[Verse 1]
C E
These days I've been watching so much tv / Like old episodes of the Sopranos
F D
Camped out on the couch in a bathrobe / Lines on my face like an old man's barcode
C E
And that's me I look thinner than I should be / I don't eat can't sleep bad hygene
F D
thirty years old but I act like I'm nineteen / And every ex girl friends a life that mighta been
C E
Uh,I'm like a waterlogged emcee / With no rhymes to kick around anymore
F D
Used up like a cliched metaphor / Like everything I say has been said before
C E
Shit, I got a terrible hairdoo / And I'd look unshaven if I wasn't half asian
F D
But no, don't worry bout the beer on my breath / It's all hoodies hangovers and the smell of regret
C E
Are you sick of me yet is it easy to get / Does my cynicism act like a sinister threat
F D
The fact is I guess I'm just a bit depressed / So Imma sit and hold my cards even closer to my chest
C E
Yes, it's that easy / To fall so low that your heart starts bleeding
F D
you get heavy and you feel alone / Like you woke up in the middle of a Bukowski poem
C E
And you can't turn the page you can't turn back / And someone over there is trying to tell you how to act
F D
But you can't connect and you can't respond / So you sit inside all day listening to sad love songs
C E
And it seems so wrong but it's something to do / Like tomorrow you just wanna be brand new
F D
I've got a heavy heart here in my chest / I'll tell you what i need to confess, yes
[Chorus]
C E F
I miss you like sleep
C E F
There nothing romantic bout the hours I keep
C E F
The mornings when it starts
Fm
I don't look so sure
NC
Now I've got a heavy heart
[Verse 2]
C E
I talk a lot about football / And girls I kissed in grade four
F D
I talk a lot about first time heart breaks / Shout out to Vexico Fields from year eight
C E
Uh, and I piss all my friends off / Diggin a hole just staring at the floor
F D
Drink till dawn then I walk through the door / I fall alseep wearing all the clothes I wore
C E
And every tee shirt I own is covered in wine stains / Quit last year but now I'm loving cigarettes again
F D
And it's typical pathetic and lame / But at least every bartender knows me by my first name
C E
I got the worst pain here in my chest / A palpatating popping sound under the breast
F D
And it's so complex yet so low rent / Like an economic crisis of personal debt
C E
And I know all the words to songs in the minor key / From Josh Micheals to sweet Holly Crosby
F D
and probably it's just a sign of the times / I keep the blinds closed so I can sleep through the sunshine
C E
And sometimes, I feel ripped off / Like all of my friend grew up and got real job
F D
And now they got babies they bounce on their knees / But it's the life I chose not the life that chose me
C E
Out on tour trying to scape up a living / Up on stage and my ears keep ringing
F D
Stay out late getting drunk and busy / Then I wake up in a hotel in a whole differnt city
C E
And I, I get giddy and anxious too / Moody and unneccesarily blue
F D
I guess I got a heavy heart here in my chest / And there's something that I need to confess
[Chorus]
C E F
I miss you like sleep
C E F
There nothing romantic bout the hours I keep
C E F
The mornings when it starts
Fm
I don't look so sure
NC
Now I've got a heavy heart