It Was Just Another Boring Friday Night
When Things Got a Little Out of Control
A Record Player and Some C.d.s
Is What He Stole...

Now He Claims He Wiped the Fingerprints Clean Off the Stolen Goods,
But Its Too Bad He Ddint Hide the Evidence

Because Hes Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail

Now Hes Sitting in Jail With a Drunk and a Wifebeater
(Sitting in Jail With a Drunk and a Wifebeater)
He Said the Food Tastes Wierd and the Cell Smells Like Piss and Beer
(Smells Like Piss and Beer)

Now He Claims He Wiped the Fingerprints Clean Off the Stolen Goods,
But Its Too Bad He Ddint Hide the Evidence

Because Hes Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail
Iggy's Going to Jail